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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 20:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

'Mission: Impossible 8': Inside How They Shot Underwater Submarine - IndieWire

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Thumbs down again.

New Yorker Who Lived Downstairs From Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz for 10 Years Reveals What Actors Were Really Like as ‘Neighbors’ - Yahoo

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Shared Genetic Signatures Found Across Psychiatric Disorders - Neuroscience News

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Report: Knicks have interest in Wolves' Chris Finch as new head coach - Sports Illustrated

Unacceptable again!

No way

Loons and Moons

Elon Musk threatened to decommission Dragon spacecraft. Here's what that would mean for NASA - ABC News

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is the problem between Turkey and Greece?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Blumhouse Reveals Trailer And Poster For ‘Black Phone 2’ - Deadline

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Taylor Swift Won Her Biggest Battle - The Ringer

Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

Then came..

Is it possible for humans to determine their past life as an animal? Is there a scientific method to prove this?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?

So they tried

No, not a chance

Still no good

How could Trump, with his deplorable garbage supporters, manage to win an election?